me, seeing a pretty girl: “wow. there she is. the most beautiful girl in the world”
me, seeing an entirely different pretty girl: “wow. there she is. the most
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SHE WAS BURIED IN A FREAKING SUIT. A SUIT. SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED A DRESS, BUT HER PARENTS DECIDED ON A GODDAMN SUIT.
HER name was Leelah. SHE was a beautiful girl. SHE was misgendered by the people who should have accepted HER for who SHE was. How is it that everyone else in the world could accept who she wanted to be apart from her parents, why couldn’t they have accepted her as a daughter at her funeral and buried her in a dress, nOT A FUCKING SUIT.
America’s Next Top Model Logic
Tyra: “The judges see this beautiful girl..but she can’t translate that in her photos.”
Model: “I know but I broke my leg and fractured my sku—”
Tyra: *shakes head* remember that photo shoot I did? I was chased by a fire breathing dragon the day before and got hit by an eighteen wheeler and I STILL looked fierce.” 😒
I CANT
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
i really honestly feel like no one has ever like looked at me twice or thought wow she’s the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen or god i wish i looked like her
America’s Next Top Model Logic
Tyra: “The judges see this beautiful girl..but she can’t translate that in her photos.”
Model: “I know but I broke my leg and fractured my sku—”
Tyra: *shakes head* remember that photo shoot I did? I was chased by a fire breathing dragon the day before and got hit by an eighteen wheeler and I STILL looked fierce.” 😒
I CANT
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
Confession: I’ve never understood the concept of attacking “The Other Woman” in relationships. Like so many times in society and in media you have Woman A who was cheated on by her man and then she goes after Woman B the girl Woman A’s man cheated on with. I understand that Woman A is angry but what pisses me off is NO ONE GOES AFTER THE MAN! The actual CHEATER like why does he get a free pass? If the woman did know the guy was in a relationship that’s different. But if she didn’t it’s not her fault. People call Woman B a “slut” or a “whore” or a “hoe” but what about the man, the guy who was in an actual relationship. HE is the one who was unfaithful. Woman A has a right to be angry, but she needs to make sure it’s directed to the right person. I feel like the deeper reasoning behind that is because society forces girls to compete with one another. Especially for a man’s attention, which to me is BS. Ladies it’s important we support each other, and not just say that but mean it and act on it.
- Woman: I'm smart
- Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
- Woman: I'm creative
- Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
- Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
- Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
- Woman: I have value
- Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
- Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
- Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
Every awards season be like:
White woman: They are writing such great roles for women in film now, you’re really beginning to see more of us!!!!
Asian woman: ……..
Black woman: ……..
Latin woman: ………
Native woman: ………
Right?